Saturday, 7 January 2017

GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW FOR SATURDAY 7TH JANUARY, 2017


*Court orders banks to forfeit Diezani’s $153.3m to FG
GCON: JESUS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ONE PERSON KOLOBIED ALL THIS FROM NIGERIA? NO WONDER RECESSION DECIDED TO RELOCATE HERE.

*2019: Crisis rocks APC in North-West
GCON: HMNNN! I HOPE SAY NO BE THE SAME TACTICS WEY KII PDP WAN SET INTO APC SO O?

*Police nab 62-year-old, others for kidnapping, robbery in Bauchi
GCON: 62 YEAR-OLD? WHAT A ROLE MODEL!

*Police arrest, fly journalist to Abuja over Facebook post
GCON: CHAI! BE LIKE OUR GUY DON OVER FACE BOOK O!

*Kaduna killings: Onaiyekan faults CAN over call for prayers
GCON: OK! WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST SIR? WHEN MASTER J WAS CONFRONTED WITH PROBLEMS HE PRAYED

*Police dismiss, to prosecute six over Rivers re-run
GCON: CHAI! THESE ONES DON HAMMER BROS WIKE GO COMPENSATE THEM IN ORDER TO PROVE POINT

*Chioma Stephanie Obiadi: Beauty queens don't have to be scandalous
GCON:YES O! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY STAY AWAY FROM CUCUMBER

*Mikel’s emotional farewell message to Chelsea fans
GCON: TAAA! NA WASH. IF HE LOVE THEM MAKE HE STAY AND BONE THE CHINESE MILLIONS

*A boost for made-in-Nigeria, as King of Morocco visits
Okunoren twins
GCON: OPE O! IM HAPPY FOR THEM. NO BETTER TIME TO HAMMER IN DOLLARS. I BEG NO COLLECT MOROCCAN CURRENCY O!

*Oshoala, Iwobi, Iheanacho, Falcons win Glo-CAF Awards 2016
GCON: WELLDONE GUYS! IMAGINE WHAT WE CAN ACHIEVE WITH A REAL SPORTS MINISTER

*Osun Magistrates threaten strike over police’s failure to
arrest Iwo monarch 
GCON: BELIKE UNA GO STRIKE O! POLICE DEY FEAR JAZZ

*Lagos compensates traders displaced for Oshodi regeneration project
GCON: NICE ONE.

*Southern Kaduna massacre: How my I04-yr-old dad, 8 relations were killed in 1hr- Survivor
GCON: OMG! THESE PEOPLE MUST BE BROUGHT TO BOOK

*Police dismiss, to prosecute six over Rivers re-run
GCON: CHAI! THESE ONES DON HAMMER BROS WIKE GO COMPENSATE THEM IN ORDER TO PROVE POINT

*Mikel’s emotional farewell message to Chelsea fans
GCON: TAAA! NA WASH. IF HE LOVE THEM MAKE HE STAY AND BONE THE CHINESE MILLIONS

*A boost for made-in-Nigeria, as King of Morocco visits
Okunoren twins
GCON: OPE O! IM HAPPY FOR THEM. NO BETTER TIME TO HAMMER IN DOLLARS. I BEG NO COLLECT MOROCCAN CURRENCY O!

*Oshoala, Iwobi, Iheanacho, Falcons win Glo-CAF Awards 2016
GCON: WELLDONE GUYS! IMAGINE WHAT WE CAN ACHIEVE WITH A REAL SPORTS MINISTER

*Osun Magistrates threaten strike over police’s failure to
arrest Iwo monarch 
GCON: BELIKE UNA GO STRIKE O! POLICE DEY FEAR JAZZ

*Lagos compensates traders displaced for Oshodi regeneration project
GCON: NICE ONE.

*Southern Kaduna massacre: How my I04-yr-old dad, 8 relations were killed in 1hr- Survivor
GCON: OMG! THESE PEOPLE MUST BE BROUGHT TO BOOK

*Oil marketers threaten NNPC over bulk petrol importation
GCON: NA UNA HEADACHE BE THAT MAKE SCARCITY NO SHA HAPPEN

*Recession has brought us to our senses
GCON: NA SO O! IF U NEVER GET BRAIN NOW, FOGERRIT!

*I feed my children despite living at Aso Villa, Aisha Buhari cries out
GCON: MADAM BUT NA YOU BORN DEM NAU!

*At last, work begins on 2nd Niger Bridge
GCON: PRAIIIIIIIIISE THE LORD

*Airforce Chief: We’ll Never Allow Boko Haram Regroup Again
GCON: AMEN O! BUT IF UNA ALLOW DEM, NA UNA WE GO SEND AGAIN

*African Leaders to Take Decision on Gambia in Ghana Saturday
GCON: I BEG HURRY AND CHASE THE MAD MAN AWAY

*Wale Babalakin Heads FG’s Team to Renegotiate
Agreement with ASUU
GCON: OK! NICE ONE

*Kalu urges political associates to join APC
GCON: HMNNNN! "SAVE YOUR SKIN. JOIN ME HERE" CLARION CALL?

*Undergraduate hacks 86-year-old father to death
GCON: FIRST THINGS FIRST DO DNA TEST NO BE HIM REAL PIKIN

*Badagry: A wasting goldmine
GCON: OYA OGA AMBO! SHINE THE LIGHT HERE

***let us pray***
#May Almighty God always give meanings & expression to your dreams. May the Lord daily load you with His divine benefits. By the special grace of God, your destiny will not be traded away. May God continue to satisfy you with His goodness. God'll always release unto you another dimensions of His glory. As you daily serve Him, God'll daily re-position you & prepare you for higher roles. As you make a new commitment with God, may He raise you up mightily. It's well. Amen. Good Evening & have a pleasant weekend ahead. #IDSHOW

#CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR NIGERIA
#IT IS WELL WITH NIGERIA
#gbengaadeyinka1stGCON

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