*Better Prospects For Economy As OPEC Cuts Output By 1.2mbpd, Nigeria Exempted.
GCON:SO NA THIS OIL GO STILL RESCUE US? NA WA O!
*HIV/AIDS: Nigeria 10% Away From 2020 Elimination Target.
GCON:HMNNNNN! HOW? HAVE WE DONE ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY? THE WAY PEOPLE ARE DOING THE DO NOWADAYS ME I DON'T BELIEVE THIS O! BETTER CONTINUE USING YA RUBBER.
*FEC Approves 2017 Budget Proposal.
GCON:THAT IS FAST BUT MAKE UNA LOOK AM WELL O! I NO WAN HEAR ABOUT PADDING AGAIN O. OTHERWISE!
*NCC Suspends Data Price Increase After Senate’s Intervention.
GCON: GOD PUNISH DEM. IF NO BE YAYI! WE FOR DON DEY PAY THROUGH OUR NOSES THROUGH THIS RECESSION. GOD DEY!
*State-LG Joint Account Must Be Abolished – Dogara.
GCON: IS IT WORSE THAN PADDING? BROS UNA NO GET MOUTH JOR.
*Ondo Poll Was Not Rigged – INEC.
GCON: WHY UNA DEY WORRY UNA SEF? EVIDENCES FROM TIME PAST SHOW SAY NIGERIANS NO DEY ACCEPT RESULT IF E NO FAVOUR THEM.
*Cuba Returning Castro’s Ashes To Birth Place Of The Revolution.
GCON: AFTER THE RETURN, LETS HAVE OWAMBE. I CAN SUPPLY ANKARA AND USHERS.
*Zahra Buhari’s Wedding to Ahmed Indimi May Have Been Deferred.
GCON:LOBATAN! HOPE ITS NOT RECESSION?
*Arik Air, Air France, Others Got $867m in October.
GCON: WHAT? FROM WHO? WHY? JUST FOR FLYING? HOW MUCH WITCHES DEY MAKE? THAT'S UNFAIR.
*Nigeria Faces Severe Nutrition Problems, According to New Index.
GCON:NUTRITION? HOW? NO BE WHO SEE FOOD DEY TALK OF NUTRITION? I BEG THE MAJOR SCARE IS STARVATION O!
*Fayose’s Bombshell: I May Dump PDP.
GCON: SHARP GUY! E DON SEE HANDWRITING LN THE WALL. BROS WANNSAVE HIMSEF.
*NDIC Directs Depositors of Liquidated Banks to File Claims.
GCON: AND GOPEFULLY COLLECT THEIR MONEY IN THEIR LIFETIME I HOPE?
*N’Central APC Stakeholders Meet to Pick Party’s Spokesman.
GCON: HMNNNNNN! MAKE BUODA LAI JUST RECOMMEND NOW ABI THERE ARE NO MORE PEOPLE LIKE HIM?
*PDP senators stage a walkout over Ondo lawmaker’s defection.
GCON: HMNNNN! YOU BETTER DEFECT TOO BEFORE DOOR CLOSE.
*Ogun armed men chase Ondo monarch out of palace.
GCON:WHAT? MONARCH NO GET JAZZ? CHAI! HE FALL OUR HAND.
*Fraud: A’court orders fresh trial of ex-Lagos speaker, Ikuforiji.
GCON: SANGBA FO!
*Sagay panel attacks labour leaders, says they’re corrupt.
GCON: I GUESS LABOUR LEADERS WILL REPLY "LIKE JUDGES TOO SHEY?"
*Stowaway dies on Arik’s flight to S’Africa.
GCON: SO HE KUKU STOWED AWAY TO THE GREAT BEYOND? NA WA O!
*El-Rufai, a dubious progressive, says Shehu Sani.
GCON: CHAI! THIS SACK PAIN THIS SANNI MAN O! ABI ANOTHER THING DEY INSIDE.
*Ogunlewe resigns as FUNAAB’s pro-chancellor.
GCON: E NEVER REACH? ABEG MAKE ANOTHER PERSON TOO DO AM.
*World AIDS Day: 72,000 adolescents living with HIV in Lagos — LSACA.
GCON: MOGBE! NA TO HOLD BODY SURE PASS.
*Again, Buhari’s nominee, Akinwande, shuns Senate’s screening for NERC job.
GCON: WAIT O! BE LIKE ANOTHER THING DEY THIS MATTER. NA ONLY THIS BROS FIT DO THIS WORK OUT OF 170 MILLION PLUS NIGERIANS?
*Lagos plans N85b waste management project.
GCON: AMBODE IS AWA MAN O!
*Fire guts Lagos Chief Judge’s chamber, stalls court sittings.
GCON:UNA SURE SAY NO BE ACCUSED PUT FIRE?
*Kano signs $1.8bn light rail contract with Chinese firm.
GCON: CHINESE AGAIN? IM EXPECTING HALF CASTE CHINESE NAIJA SOON.
*Trending: Sucking breasts, can give you HIV.
GCON: MOGBE! CHAI! WHY E BE SAY NA EVERYTHING WEY SON ON MANKIND LIKE DEY KILL AM? O MA WA GA O!
**LET US PRAY**
May the remaining days of 2016 bring us good tidings. Amen. We shall never embark on a journey of No return. When we go out, we shall return safely. No evil shall befall us. Come January 1st 2017, we shall all have reasons to shout hallelujah! It is well with you and your family. Amen #TEJUOGA
*Continue to pray for NAIJA
*It is well with NAIJA
*Gbengaadeyinka1stGCON
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