Thursday, 3 November 2016

GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW THURSDAY 3RD NOV 2016

+ FG to Lobby, Provide Details to Senate to Approve $30bn Borrowing.
GCON: ITS BETTER O! THAT MONEY WILL BE A LIFELINE TO GET US OUT OF THIS RECESSION

+ Hours After N’Delta Parley, Militants Blow up NPDC Pipeline.
GCON: BABA! DIRING NEGOTIATIONS? KILODE? EVEN AMONGST THIEVES THERE IS HONOUR NOW?

+ APC Govs Wade into Executive, Legislative, Party Face-off.
GCON:HMNNNNNN! MAKE UNA HURRY O! NA SO PDP START #MEIDONTALKMYOWN

+ A’Court President Constitutes New Panel to Hear Case on Ondo PDP.
GCON:THIS ONDO THING DON DEY BECOME SEASON FILM. MAKE SON OF MAN BUY POPCORN SIDDON LOOK

+ PDP Family is Behind You, Makarfi Tells EFCC Four.
GCON:HMNNNNNN!  UNA DEY WITH DEM BUT UNA NO DEY JAIL WITH DEM? HMNNNN! NA SO NIGERIA TALK DURING JUNE 12 O!

+ Pension Assets Hit N6tn with 7.2m Contributors.
GCON: NICE ONE. AT LEAST WITH BUHARI WE KNOW IT WONT HIT SOME THIEF'S ACCOUNT

+ Court Convicts Four Companies Linked to Patience Jonathan for Laundering $15.7m.
GCON:HMNNNNN!  ME DON DEY SMELL BEANS FOR A CERTAIN MADAM SOMEBODY. IF NA ME I GO BEGIN BEG OR PLAN HOW TO DISAPPEAR O!

+ ASUU Knocks Buhari’s Change Agenda, Asks Nigerians to Rise for Revolutionary.
GCON: NA SO BUT WHO GO LEAD REVOLUTION?  SHORONIYEN?

+ Manufacturers Get FX Boost as CBN Sells $330m in 60-day Forwards.
GCON:NAIJA SHA! NOW E DON DEY SWEET DEM WE NO HEAR ANYTHING AGAIN O!

+ Inconclusive Polls: Senate Threatens to Shut down Plenary after Dec 10.
GCON: LOL! WHEN DEM NO SHUT DOWN WHO DEM EPP

+ Saraki: Social Injustice, Corruption in IDP Camps Inexcusable.
GCON: HMNNNNNN! ITS INEXCUSABLE ANYWHERE BOSS

+ Chukwuka Okonjo Receives Ghana National Award.
GCON: ABI NAU! WHEN WE NO DEY CELEBRATE OUR OWN OTHERS GO DO AM NOW

+ House to Investigate BPE for Violation of Fiscal Responsibility Act.
GCON: HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST GET CLEAN HANDS. WHO DEY INVESTIGATE HOUSE?

Govt will Not Regulate Social Media, Says Presidency.
GCON: UNA FOR TRY NAU MAKE NAIJA DESCEND ON UNA THOSE PEEPS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA NO GET CHILLS O!

+ FG Warns States over Refusal to Access N41bn UBEC Fund.
GCON: CHAI! AND THEY SAY WE ARE BROKE. I BEG MAKE THEM ACCESS THIS THING MAKE OUR SCHOOLS BETTER

+ Ogun Workers Call off Strike, Sign MoU with State Govt.
GCON: PRAISEEEEEEEE THE LORD! OMO OGUN ISE YA!

+ Ondo PDP Crisis: Fayose Speaks after Taking Ogogoro, Says Ibrahim.
GCON: LOBATAN! NO WORRY FAYOSE GET YOUR SIZE. HE GO GIVE YOU. BUT THE OGOGORO FUNNY SHA

+ Alleged Corruption: NGOs Ground Abuja, Protest to Court, NJC against Judges.
GCON: MAKE WE KUKU DECLARE HOLIDAY MAKE ALL OF US DEY HOUSE TILL WE SOLVE ALL OUR GOBE. ME DON TIRE O

+ APC NWC In Closed-Door Meeting With Okorocha.
GCON: HMNNNN! WETIN HAPPEN AGAIN O!

+ Man Sues Ebonyi Govt. over Gazetted Tax Law.
GCON: DATS THE BEAUTY OF DEMOCRACY

+ Ahmed Threatens to Deal With Workers Involved in Illegal Recruitment, Abuse.
GCON: THREAT? BROS DEAL WITH THEM STRAIGHT AWAY

+ Recession: Sultan Urges Govts to Take Measures to Cushion the Suffering.
GCON: I BEG TALK TO THEM FOR SENATE TOO. THAT MONEY WEY DEM DEY BLOCK DEY IMPORTANT

+ EU Commits €712m Grant to Nigeria’s Power Sector.
GCON: HA! WHO DEM GIVE OR WAN GIVE. SO WE KNOW WHO TO JAIL IF THINGS NO CHANGE?

+ Jibril: How Budget Fraud, Padding Work.
GCON: OSHEY JARE! NOW THAT WE KNOW. CAN WE HAVE OUR MONEY BACK?

+ APC, Oyegun Back Pedal on Appointment of Spokesman.
GCON: MAKE E NO BACK PEDAL  NAU! HE GO SMELL HIM Y**SH

*let us pray*
#I pray today, any move made by your enemies in order to stop you at all cost;they will fail. God will be with you to deliver you from all afflictions, he will give you favour and wisdom: and make you governor over all your foes, in Jesus Christ most powerful name. Amen! Acts 7:9-10, You Will Get There. #FOMZY

#Continue to pray 4 Naija
#It is well
#gbengaadeyinka1stGCON

Source: THISDAY

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