*NJC: No Judge Can be Invited by DSS Without Due Process.
GCON: EVEN IF THEY ARE CORRUPT? LAILAI. WE GO BURST THEM.
*Senate Outlaws Post-UTME, Validates Admissions for Three Years.
GCON: ANY LAW ON JOB PROVISION? THATS THE KOKO O.
*Navy impounds 120,000 litres of stolen crude oil.
GCON: OYA! SELL IT AND SHARE THE MONEY TO ORPHANAGES! NO CHOP THE MONEY O!
*Buhari orders EFCC to return N10bn to NBC.
GCON: CHAI! 10BILLION? THIS IS A LOVELY TIME TO WORK IN NBC O!
*Tribunal permits Obaseki to inspect electoral materials.
GCON: HAPPY INSPECTION. INSPECTOR OBASEKI. NIGERIANS NO GO EVER ACCEPT DEFEAT.
*Anambra to ban open defecation.
GCON: NA WA O! SO IT HAS TO BE BANNED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW IT IS WRONG? HMNNN! NAIJA!
*License illegal refineries, Rep tells FG.
GCON: YOU MUST BE VERY SILLY. NA TALK BE THAT? IM SURE YOU ARE A BUNKERER. NAMA!
*B’ Haram has strengthened Nigeria, France tie –Envoy.
GCON: NA WA O! SO BAD THING MUST HAPPEN B4 UNA GREE TO FRIEND US? GOD DEY.
*‘Obaseki has no personal rift with Ize-Iyamu’.
GCON: NA SO. IT IS GUBERNATORIAL RIFT NOW!
*Tears as freed 21 Chibok girls meet VP Osinbajo.
GCON: HMNNN! SEBI SOME PEOPLE MAINTAINED WITHOUT EQUIVOCATION THAT NO GIRLS WERE MISSING. GOD WILL FORGIVE ALL OF YOU YOU LOST THEM ON YOUR WATCH.
*VCs worried over NYSC’s inability to mobilise graduates for service.
GCON: WE ARE ALSO WORRIED ABOUT GOVT'S INABILITY TO CREATE WORK FOR THEM AFTER NYSC.
*Adeosun charges accounting officers on prudent spending.
GCON: NO NEED TO WARN DEM NOW! EFCC GO BURST THEM SOONER OR LATER.
*NUP Kicks As FG Pays Military Pensioners 42 Months, Police 3.
GCON: LONATAN! SHEY POLICE DON SEE NOW SAY SHOE GET SIZE?
*Emir’s marriage to 14-year-old irreversible – Katsina Emirate Council.
GCON: LEF AM ALONE. IF MAN NO FIT CATCH AM, GOD DEY.
*Customs officers kill motorcyclist, arrest protesting brother.
GCON: MOHBE! MAY GOD ARREST HIM VERY VERY SOON.
*Prosecution finds ‘discrepancy’ on Rickey Tarfa’s age.
GCON: SHUUUU! IF PERSON NO FIT TALK TRUE ABOUT AGE, HOW WE GO COME BELIEVE AM? Well, NA LAWYER SHA.
*Police arraign 26 Shiite members for public disturbance.
GCON: HMMNN! MAKE UNA HANDLE THIS SHIITE MATTER WELL BEFORE DEM TURN ANOTHER BOKO HARAM FOR OUR HAND O.
*STREET LIGHT: Enugu Govt Approves N122m For Power Generators.
GCON: OGA GOVERNOR NO VEX O! I HOPE SAY YOU GET PLANS FOR INDEPENDENT POWER PROJECT CUZ GENERATOR NO DEY RUN ON WATER. NA ANOTHER MONEY BE THAT O. BETTER CONTACT AMBODE FOR THE FORMULA.
*OWERRI REFUSE: Okorocha Has Subjected Imo People To Torture —REP.
GCON: TAAA! MAKE OWERRI PEOPLE SEF BORROW DEMSEF BRAIN. NA HIM POUR THE REFUSE? ABI NA ONLY HIM CHOLERA GO CATCH?
*Goodie Ibru Not on the Run, Says Family.
GCON: NO WAHALA THEN, MAKE E KUKU STROLL GO EFCC SINCE HE CAN'T RUN.
*FCTA Convicts 16 Herdsmen, Impounds 32 Cattle, 38 Sheep.
GCON: NO WAHALA BUT SHARE THE MEAT TO PEOPLE O! CHOP ALONE DIE ALONE.
*Forte Oil Records N3 Billion Profit After Tax in Nine Months.
GCON: OPE O! BROS FEMO DON HAMMER, MAKE I SEND MY ACCOUNT NUMBER SHARPARLY.
*Malaria Killed 192, 284 Nigerians in 2015, Says Expert.
GCON: JISOX! EVEN BOKO NO KILL REACH THIS NUMBER OF PEOPLE. MOSQUITO YOUR FADA, YOUR REAL FADA!
*EFCC Begins Probe Of 8 Judges, 2 Registrars.
GCON: ABEG JAIL EVERYBODY JAILABLE! I NO FOLLOW CHOP.
*North East: Senate Gives FG Nod To Tax Civil Servants.
GCON: SO DEM NO DEY PAY TAX BEFORE?! NO WONDER BIBLE SAY FEAR "NORTH"
-*Buhari stops police recruitment over Senate, PSC clash.
GCON: THIS SENATE SHA! AND PEOPLE DEY FIND WORK O!
*Power sector reform yields $2.4b investment inflow, says World Bank.
GCON: AND E NO YIELD LIGHT FOR US? RUBBISH REFORM.
*Senate summons Emefiele, 13 others over $13.9bn capital flight.
GCON: HMMMMM! BE LIKE CAPITAL FLIGHT NA NEW NAME FOR MISSING MONEY! NAIJA FOR LIFE.
***LET US PRAY***
By the blood of Jesus, let all enchantments against your breakthrough be nullified in Jesus name. The light of God will shine in your life and the blessing of God will pour on you, your household and in your work today in Jesus name. The wind of sorrow, danger, illness, diseases will not blow into your life and the lives of your loved ones in Jesus name. Whoever forces you to be at a standstill at the crossroads of your breakthrough, Lord, destroy him with thunder fire in the name of Jesus. No mater how small honey is, nobody tastes it and complains, therefore, your life will be as sweet as honey in Jesus Mighty name. Amen. Good morning, have a blessed Day #FOMZY
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