Wednesday, 12 October 2016

GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW WEDS 12TH OCT 2016

*B’Haram: UNICEF to vaccinate 41 million kids against polio.
GCON: BOKO HARAM AND VACCINATION? WETIN CONCERN AGBERO WITH OVERLOAD?

*Return Anambra’s N43bn, Obiano tells Buhari.
GCON: BROS NA NAIJA OWE YOU NOT BABA O! BETTER BE PENITENT COS GRAGRA NO DEY OPEN DOOR O

*Unpaid stipends: Ex-militants protest in Yenagoa, JTF injures one.
GCON: WAIT O! WE GO PAY THESE EX MILITANTS FOR LIFE? WHICH KAIN GOBE BE THIS?

*We are starving, pensioners tell Okorocha.
GCON:ITS A PITY BUT PEOPLE WEY STILL DEY ACTIVE SERVICE SEF WAN DIE OF HUNGER TOO O!

*Defamation: Odili sues Peterside, claims N6bn damages.
GCON:MOGBE! 6BILLION? HE CALL AM THIEF?

*Family of abducted sick Lagos schoolboy pays N1m ransom.
GCON:CHAI! I THINK LAGOS SHOULD JUST PASS DEATH SENTENCE OR LIFE IMPRISONMENT LAW FOR KIDNAPPERS

*Waku wants judiciary sanitised,
GCON: WE TOO WANT AM BUT SOME PEOPLE DEY GO WRESTLE THE SANITIZERS FOR NIGHT WHEN DEM WAN ARREST SOME. THATS WIKED

Obasanjo probed. NLNG assets worth $13bn, says MD.
GCON:SO MAKE WE NO PROBE YOU AGAIN?  BIG LIE. WE GO PROBE YOU TIRE

*AGF sends names of six judges to DSS for probe.
GCON:LOBATAN! THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE A JUDGE

*Alleged sex scandal: House clears three Reps of misconduct.
GCON: HMNNNNN! GOD KNOWS THE ADDRESS OF UNA HOUSE. PSHEEEEEEW

*People are causing divisions within APC – Aisha Buhari.
GCON: THANK GOD O! SOME DON DEY TALK SAY NA ANIMALS DEY CAUSE THE DIVISION. THANKS FOR CLARIFYING

*Senate drops four NNDC board nominees, okays 15.
GCON: I HOPE SAY NO BE HIGHEST BIDDER TINZ?

*Ondo PDP accuses APC of faking army uniforms.
GCON:ITS NORMAL NOW! NA ACCUSATION GALORE WHEN ELECTIONS DON DEY NEAR.

*Customs comb Lagos markets for smuggled rice.
GCON: HMNNNNN! WHERE UNA DEY WHEN THE RICE DEY PASS BORDER?

*Samsung halts production, global sales of Note 7.
GCON: BIG MAN BIG WAHALA! AND DEM NO GO RETURN MONEY TO PEOPLE WEY DON BUY AM O! 

*Naira Sustains Gain on Parallel Market, Closes at N468/$.
GCON: MOGBE!  SO DOLLAR DON NEARLY REACH 500? JESOX!!!

*GE Confirms Interest in $2bn Nigeria Railway Concession.
GCON: MAKE DEM DEY COME NOW ABI WETIN BE ALL THE COMING SOON? NA MOVIE?

*UBA, European Investment Bank Seal €60 million Investment Deal.
GCON: HMNNNNN! ALL THESE MONEY JUST BE LIKE MP3. WE DEY HEAR AM BUT WE NO DEY SEE AM! NA WA O!

*US Supports Nigeria with Additional $92m to Fight Poverty. Report:
GCON: HMNNNNNNN! ANOTHER MP3 MONEY

*Nigeria May Be Approaching Debt Trap.
GCON: WO! TRAP OR NO TRAP MAKE DEM COLLECT THE LOAN. NAIJA NEED MONEY DIE RIGHT NOW

*Land Grabbers In Ogun Risk 25 Years In Prison – Assembly.
GCON:NO LELE! THAT IS TO SAY. GRAB LAND, GRAB JAIL!  SHIKENA!

*FIRS, ECOWAS Partner to Boost Tax Administration.
GCON: WITH FOWLER. NIGERIA IS IN SAFE HANDS

*Security Forces Swoop on Shiite Procession in Kaduna.
GCON: HMNNNNNN! SMALL! SMALL O! MAKE SHITES NO GO TURN ANOTHER THING FOR WE HAND O

*Kidnapping : Lagos To Recruit 5, 000 Neighbourhood Watchers.
GCON:THATS BETTER O! THIS KIDNAPPING THING DON DEY TIRE SON OF MAN

*FG Launches Online Portal For Agric.
GCON: SAI BABA! BEETTER LATE THAN NEVER

*APC Chieftain Remanded In Prison Custody Over Alleged N36m Fraud.
GCON: HMMMMMN! BROS DON CHOP WETIN PASS AM

*Olubadan Breaks 17-Year Jinx, Visits Alaafin.
GCON: OPE O! WHEN OUR GATHERS EMBRACE OEACE , THE YOUNG ONES WILL DO TO

*BEWARE: Killer rabid dogs on the prowl in Lagos .
GCON: MAKE THE DOG SEF BEWARE O! HUNGRY PEOPLE ARE ON THE LOOSE IN LAGOS LOOKING FOR PROTEIN

***LET US PRAY***

May Almighty God continue to grant our children excellent spirit in order to attain excellent performance. May God daily keep, guide & guard them. May God's banner of love always keep & protect them from the evil ones. No evil force shall overcome them. May God continue to make a way for them where there seems no way. Our children are the head & not the tail. They are unstoppable. It's well with our children. Amen.

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