GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW TUESDAY 4TH OCT 2016

#Fayose, Aregbesola disagree on sale of national assets.
GCON: HMNNNNNN! THEM GO SOON GREE. ITS A MATTER OF TIME.

#FG more committed to Chibok girls’ rescue than BBOG – Mohammed.
GCON: HMNNNN! THIS THING DON GET K LEG JARE! THEY SHOULD JUST CHANGE IT TO BRING BACK ANY OF OUR WOMEN THAT TOU CAN FIND.

#Priest marks independence at rubbish dump on Owerri street.
GCON: OK! MAYBE HE WANTED TO PREACH TO SCAVENGERS ABI HIM NA PART TIME SCAVENGER?

#Oil price hits $50, Nigeria’s exports to rise.
GCON: SO WHAT? ME NO GET FAITH IN THIS CRUDE OIL AGAIN O! PALM OIL SEF IS NOW MORE EXPENSIVE ABROAD.

# Wike blames Amaechi for insecurity in Rivers.
GCON: OK NAU, ITS NOW "OPERATION BLAME MY PREDECESSOR" AS INAUGURATED BY BABA.

#PDP crisis: Makarfi, Sheriff agree on 24-man negotiating committee.
GCON: MORE LIKE SHARING COMMITTEE. MARK MY WORDS, DEM GO SOON RESUME THE FIGHT. NO BE NAIJA WE DEY?

#FG, Turkey may clash over Nigerian students’ arrest.
GCON: MAKE UNA NO CLASH WITH FOREIGN GOVT NOW O! WHO NO GET MONEY NO GET MOUTH O! JUST BEG THEM ABEG.

#Power sector losses reduce as generation picks up.
GCON: NA SO E DEY BE FOR RAINY SEASON NOW!  I BEGGI FACE YA WORK JOR.

#Sex worker sells two-year-old daughter in Lagos.
GCON: NA WA O! THIS ONE NA FAKE ASHAWO. NA WHEN SHE BORN DEM SUPPOSE DON KNOW SAY SHE BE LEARNER.

#Oil Marketers Want Preferential FX Rate for Petrol Extended to Aviation.
GCON: AGAIN? THIS IS SUBSIDY SCAM LOADING AGAIN O!

#U.S. Invests $50m in Niger Drone Base for Counter-terrorism.
GCON: AND ALSO FOR ESPIONAGE REASONS. IT IS WELL.

#Tension as gunmen invade Benue police station, kill 3 officers, cart away arms
GCON: JESUS! ARMED ROBBER ROB FOR POLICE STATION? WONDERS SHALL NEVER END IN NIGERIA.

#Forget Biafra, Masari Tells Ohanaeze Ndigbo.
GCON: HMNNNN! BROS FACE YOUR WORK O! LEAVE MATTER FOR MATTHIAS.

#Osun Releases N797m For New LGs, LCDAs, Others.
GCON: OPE O! PEPPER DON DEY REST FOR OSUN AGAIN.

#Tafawa Balewa’s Family Decries Neglect by Bauchi Govt.
GCON: UNA BETTER GO FIND WORK. NIGERIA NO GET TIME FOR PERSON WEY DEY ALIVE NOT TO TALK OF PERSON WEY DEY RELATED TO PERSON WEY DON PEME TEYTEY.

#FG Names Nnamani Head of Electoral Reform Committee.
GCON: WHY? IS HE A CONFIRMED RIGGER? I BEG LETS PUT ROUND PEG IN ROUND HOLE O.

#Enugu begins radio programme for JSS students.
GCON: LOL! AND THATS AN ACHIEVEMENT? I JUST TIRE FOR SOME GUVS SHA.

#Dino Melaye Asks Buhari To Grant Presidential Amnesty/Pardon To Treasury Looters.
GCON: MOGBE! BE LIKE KOGI WEED DEY MORE POTENT THAN WE SUSPECT O! ONLY IGBO CAN MAKE PERSON THINK THIS KIND THING TALKLESS OF TALKING AM.

#FG Draws 3-Year Plan For Major Roads In Six Geopolitical Zones.
GCON: OPE O! ITS ABOUT TIME.

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