Thursday, 22 September 2016

GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW THURSDAY 22ND SEPT 2016



*I was destined to kill Father Adeyi, kidnapper tells journalists
GCON: I hope the journalists told him that he is destined for hanging too? Werecious person.

*SIT-AT-HOME: Police warn group, as IPOB says no going back on protest
GCON: hmmnnnnnn! I hope they know the best thing to do now is enter the "operation borrow ya self brain" mode

*Senate Calls FG’s Economic Managers Incompetent,Seeks Cabinet Reshuffle
GCON: Chai! Na people parents dem give open report card so o? Oya Baba, over to you. Do you agree?

*Army: Over 2m Captives Freed from Boko Haram
GCON: Ober 2 hmnnnnnnnnn! Thank God we have technically defeated them o.

*Finance Minister,Adeosun Lied on Airport Remodelling,Says PDP
GCON: No Wahala, go and report her to her pastor.

*Buhari: Nigeria to Join Most Attractive Investment Destinations in the World
GCON: Amen o! At least that one will help us bring in tourist, and tourists equals to DOLLARS.

*Fear Grips Delta Civil Servants as Okowa Orders Verification Exercise
GCON: I SMELL JAIL FOR SOME GHOSTY GHOSTY MANIPULATORS.

*Nigeria Will Not Slip Back to Lazy Overreliance on Oil
GCON: Amen o! Wether make we juju pray make this oil dry sef.

*N’Delta Militants Vow to Bomb NNPC HQ If Patience Jonathan is Arrested
GCON: Tah! If she chop, she must vomit am. If Una like make Una bomb all the pipeline for Nigeria.

*Reps in rowdy session over move to suspend Jibrin
GCON: Nigeria we hail thee, person wey shout thief dey up for suspension and person wey chop d padding be judge. This life sha.

*Federal Government plans uninterrupted power for 40 university
GCON: Na to write jam again be that o. Anything for power.

*Anglican bishops flee Anambra over IPOB’s threat
GCON: Na wa o! Naija no.

*N7bn contract scam rocks Benue, two cashiers arrested
GCON: they must be very stupid. 7billion and dem never Waka far? I beg jail dem for mumurity.

*Nigeria needs progressive economic policies– Sanusi
GCON: but will it yield result immediately? It's kiakia Nigerians love.

*PDP may adopt new zoning formula to resolve crisis
GCON: will that change the price of rice in China or Ojuwoye market? Tah!


*Buy anti-tank weapons for riot policemen
GCON: Hmnnnnnnn: for police? beware of what you buy for Them o! Make dem no come use our taxes to finish us.

*Katsina moves to discourage open defecation.
GCON: Na una Sef Una go warn now abi where son of man fit defect to now?


***Let us pray**** 
May the wisdom of Almighty God continue to guide you in all things. May God daily bless you & favour your labour. May God cause your hidden potentials to start manifesting. God'll daily cast out stagnation & frustration on your wheel of progress. May God always cause you to move forward & flourish in every area of your human endeavours. You're unstoppable. It's well with you & your household. Amen

***Make e for no lost***
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It is well with Naija
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