WHY NIGERIAN MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MARRY NOWADAYS

It was easier and cheaper for our forefathers to date women. It was far,  far, easier and way way cheaper.

In their days all they had to be were great Wrestlers,Hunters, or Praise Singers and the women came flocking to them. Imagine being a Praise Singer nowadays without money, you will be celebrating other people for life and praise singing till you die a pauper, Forget o! Women will just bone your side.

Later when the British came all you had do was to be brilliant enough to get a scholarship to study abroad, O boy! “you are made” your parents would send you pictures upon pictures of FINE, YES! FINE BABES! To choose from to marry. When you eventually come back to Nigeria aboard “a ship”  all of you have to do is learn to speak big big grammar. If you meet a babe and you want her name just ask her “what is the alphabetical construction of your homosapien dignity” she will fall yakata and even pass on the message to other babes that you are in town.

Later in our history things started getting difficult for men, if Obey or King Sunny Ade did not sing your praise, forget O!  You are not a "woman magnet". We thought things would get easier until the Military came to town.

Common Sergeant in the Army had the power to chase any babe because not only were they in power, they were in control. If you don’t believe me, check out the wives of past Military Rulers, dem ugly? for where? They married only the most beautiful women in town. They had the pepper power and authority.

Finally, God answered our prayers Soja Go! Politicians came; we thought the women would come to us! Who side?  Them flock to Aso Rock and other power bases. Wetin you think say kill that google wearing General? Na so them talk o! I no dey there!.

Cocaine pushers, 419ers, Yahoo Yahoo and all the "money people" got the babes and it has been  money, money and more money that attracted the women.

If you can't buy recharge card, or take them to Domino’s, Coldstone, Ocean Basket and even Chinese restaurants, FOGERRTIT MEM!! all you hear is GERRAHIA MEN!

Now the biggest problem in town is Samsung S7,  Iphone 6S and all those phones that their price can buy land in MOWE Ogun state, Every babe you toast wants you to buy her one. I am sure the biggest cause of AIDS or HIV now in Nigeria is Smartphones. “Just buy me one and I will do whatever you want” is so easy to hear nowadays.

Some babes even prefer Samsung S7 to cars, they want to Ping, upload pictures on Instagram, they want to belong. Anywhere you go now, nobody cares if you have a smartphone or not, the question is “What’s your Instagram handle?” to be an Instagram celeb is not the ultimate sef, there is one that is worse, that men like me cannot stand, it is capable of turning the “Saintiest” babe into a demon, it is called “Human Hair”, you will hear names like Lace wig, Cambodian hair, Brazillian hair, Peruvian hair e.t.c.

In a county where people cannot feed I hear these weaves go for as much as ₦300,000 YES! Three hundred thousand Naira!!! Although I hear there is another fake Chinese lace wig (Chinese again?) one for ₦600, it is called “I want to be laced”.

Haba 9ja girls! Na by force?  Small time now armed robbers will start stopping girls on the road and robbing them of these lace wigs and God help anybody with the fake one. Instead of cutting the hair they will cut the head off.

Ladies, I think its time for you Nigerian babes to know that it is not what is on a woman that makes her, it is what she has inside her, Please, please and please stop this exhibitionism (I dey speak grammar sef) and become the Nigerian woman  that we Nigerian men can call sister, daughter, wife and MOTHER and also will be proud of Gbam!