Thursday, 18 August 2016

GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW THURSDAY 18th AUGUST 2016


+ PDP convention drama: Wike, others shift poll, extend Makarfi’s term.
GCON: FELA WAS RIGHT.. CONFUSION DON BREAK BONE AND NA DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD BODY

+Avengers split over planned dialogue with FG.
GCON: HMNNNNN! BETTER TAKE THIS  HONORABLE WAY OUT.

+ I’ve found my missing certificates, says Obaseki.
GCON: HMNNNNNNN! HOPE THE FORGERS DIDNT JUST DELIVER?   I BEG O.

+No Kanu, no talk with Buhari, says IPOB.
GCON: UNA SHA WAN SUFFER THIS GUY. NA HIM DEY JAIL WHILE UNA DEY OUTSIDE. OK KONTINU.

+A’court delivers judgment on Abia gov tussle today.
GCON: OMO! HIGH BP GO DEY FOR ABIA TODAY WELLA

+We’ll foil plan to abduct Arugba — Osun police.
GCON: IF E COME BE SPIRITUAL ATTEMPT NKO? UNA GET JUJU?

+ Drug scarcity hits Aso Rock clinic despite N3.87bn budget.
GCON: MOGBE! SO THE RICH ALSO TRULY CRY? 

+Suspected PDP youths set FRSC’s vehicle ablaze in A’Ibom.
GCON: LOBATAN! SHEY NA FRSC STOP CONVENTION? YEYE DEY SMELL.

+Assassins kill couple, abduct three children.
GCON: WHAT? THIS IS STRANGE. WETIN DEM WAN DO WITH THE CHILDREN WHEN DEM DON KILL PEOPLE WEY GO PAY RANSOM?  I CONFUSE O.

+ N64.8bn UBE Funds: Education Ministry Takes 28 States to FEC for sanction.
GCON: HMNNNN! SANCTION ALL YOU WANT. JEDIJEDI NO FIT COLLECT MONEY WEY NO DEY. CHIKENA

+FG Approves Four Oil Wells, 13% Derivation for Lagos.
GCON: OPE O! LAGOS DON HAMMER 

+FG to Release N9.8bn to Fight Polio.
GCON: HOW MUCH TO FIGHT HUNGER?

+Nigeria imports $227m Sugar in seven months. Skye Bank Neither Distressed, Liquidated, CBN Insists.
GCON: OK BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPEN WILL YOU DO THE NEEDFUL. THAT'S THE KOKO.

+Telecoms Operators Fret over Proposed 9% Communication Services Tax.
GCON: DEM MUST PAY O! WE NO DEY FRET WHEN WE DEY BUY RECHARGE CARD NAU

+US Congress Moves to Deepen Internet Access in Nigeria.
GCON: NA MONEY WE NEED WE GO DO AM AWASEF. BFOR DEM GO BUG ALL AWA INTERNET

+GTBank Posts N91bn Profit, Declares 25kobo Interim Dividend.
GCON: SHEGE!!! AND SOME PEOPLE GO SAY MONEY NO DEY INSIDE NAIJA?

+Rio Olympics: Nigeria to Play Honduras for Football Bronze Medal.
GCON: I HOPE THEY WONT PLAY ON HUNGRY STOMACH AGAIN O? 

+Total Named as Official Sponsor of CAF.
GCON: OK BUT MAKE DEM NO SPONSOR FORGET TO SUPPLY FUEL O!

+Federal government moves to rehabilitate grazing reserve centres nationwide.
GCON: NA WA O! OF ALL PROBLEMS WEY DEY NAIJA. WHY THIS GRAZING LAW DEY SO IMPORTANT?

+Electricity firms face fresh financing hurdles.
GCON: DEM JUS START. DEM NO KNOW THE HURDLE WEY TO GET LIGHT BE FOR NAIJA?

+Court refuses to hear Rep Jibrin’s suit against his suspension.
GCON: CHAI! DEM WAN PAD BROS OUT OF RELEVANCE.

+Dwindling Oil Revenue: Ebonyi Targets 1 Million Metric Ton Of Rice Per Year.
GCON: LOVELY. NOW THAT'S WHAT HUNGER CAUSE.

+Lagos Unveils Mega Infrastructural Projects To Boost Security, Unlock Traffic Gridlock.
GCON: WALAHI TALAHI! THIS AMBODE IS A GEM. HE IS  NOW WORKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

****Let us pray****
#At the command of Almighty God, may you continue to rejoice in His presence. May the remaining months of this year ambush & disappoint your enemies. May you always enjoy God's testimonies that cannot be explained by the human comprehension. Untimely death is not your portion. Men & women will daily congratulate you. Your glory will not be once upon a time. You're a winner. It's well with you & your household. Amen.
#IDSHOW

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#It is well with Naija
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