Friday, 26 August 2016

GCON'S NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW FOR August 26, 2016

+Ondo APC Governorship Aspirants Woo Delegates With N300k, N500k Each
GCON: SO YOU MEAN TO SAY SOMEONE STILL GET MONEY TO DEY TOAST PEOPLE FOR THIS BABA ERA WEY WE DEY SO? I BEG IF YOU NO SEE ME, I DEY ONDO FOR WOOING TINZ

+Akwa Ibom Partners With A Singaporean Firm For $100m Rice Farm/Mill
GCON: CONGRATS TO DEM AKWA PEOPLE O, WHEN HUNGER DON COMOT POVERTY MATTER, THE REST NA SMALL THING. I HOPE SAY NO BE WASH SHA?

+'I Handed Over The Best Nigerian Government To Buhari' - GEJ Says
GCON: LOBATAN O, NA THIS KIND TALK YOU NO GO SABI WHICH KIND COMMENT TO DROP. ME WILL SHALL NOT TALK, BEFORE DEM GO TALK SAY NA ME TALK ONE THING, ALL I KNOW IS "THERE IS GOD" OYA SAI BABA SAY YA OWN

+"Prison, A Good Experience" - Man Who Named Dog Buhari, Also Named His Dog "Obama"
GCON: E BE LIKE SAY THIS MAN ENJOY PRISION WELL WELL, SOME PEOPLE SABI DO STRONG HEAD SHA. BROS SHA NO TRY NAME YOUR DOG MUGABE TO AVOID STORIES THAT TOUCH THE HEART O!

+3000 Dock Workers Retrenched As 20 Shipping Companies Shut Operations.
GCON: SO SAD, GOD IN YOUR INFINITE MERCY, PLEASE VISIT OUR NATION ONE MORE TIME ABEG, BEFORE ALL THESE PEOPLE GO TURN ARMED ROBBERS FINISH O.

+Nigeria Has 67 Million Inactive Phone Lines.
GCON: BEFORE NKO, WETIN DEM EXPECT? IN THIS BUHARI ECONOMY? PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO BE FAITHFUL TO JUST ONE LINE AND JUST ONE WOMAN... MONEY NO DEY

+Army Arrests 3 Kidnappers In Bauchi State, Recovers N439k From Them.
GCON: BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! GOOD JOB GUYS, GOOD JOB. I BEG JAIL THEM AND USE THE MONEY FOR RECHARGE CARD

+UK To Receive Cargo Of Lagos Oil In September For The First Time.
GCON: NICE ONE, EKO TIN TESIWAJU. AMBO TI DE

+"It's Wrong For Mikel, Siasia To Accept $390,000 Gift" - Senate Committee Chairman.
GCON: DEM DON COME AGAIN O! BUT IF E WRONG FOR DEM TO COLLECT IT, WHO SUPPOSE COLLECT AM? NO BE DEM GO PLAY THE FOOTBALL FOR RIO? SOME PEOPLE DEY CRAZE SHA.

+EFCC Arrests Man For Duping A Viatnamese Woman After Promising To Marry Her.
GCON: CHAI! SEE HUSTLE, I'M SURE THE WOMAN OLD PASS AM WELLA. NIGERIAN WOMEN BETTER BEGIN VALUE YOUR MEN COS OUTSIDERS DON BEGIN PAY DEM DOWRY O

+Pastor E.A Adeboye Fixes Abandoned Road In Osun.
GCON: FANTASTIC! LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA. THATS A REAL MAN OF GOD GIVING BACK TO THE SOCIETY.

+We won’t allow Wike to mess up the Yoruba race—Bode George
GCON: LOL! BROS CHECK WELL. NA YOU E WAN MESS UP NOT YORUBA RACE US.  ABI NA CHAIRMAN OF YORUBA RACE UNA DEY CAMPAIGN FOR? WE DON WISE O!

+I work for Buhari more than APC govs—Ayade
GCON:  THAT IS ANTI PARTY ACTIVITY OGA. NO TAKE YA MOUTH PUT YASEF FOR GOBE

               
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